Neumi Leweni, the bad penny that keeps turning up has done it again. He failed as RFMF spokesman, he was a dud as a Commissioner, his time as Permanent Secretary for Lands might explain the mess the new Minister found there, but now he’s surfaced in Shanghai as Consul General. He thinks China with more than a billion people is the ideal model for Fiji with less than one million. China, he says, should be a case study for our developers. We think he should be a case study for the dog whisperer. Frank has kept him as pet but he kept messing up the house and annoying the neighbours, so he sent him to China. The only thing that makes Leweni look good is the even dumber contribution from Amani Suliano, someone almost as over-promoted as him. The TV One News story quotes Suliano as expressing amazement that the Chinese can get water to flow up to the top of 40 or 50 floor buildings. Woi Lei! Kai Colo roots are showing.