Not the News

Fiji Police Force Officer for Talking about Everything and Doing Nothing, Rusiate Tudravu, said today that police have now identified a suspect in the alleged smuggling of shark fins from Fiji. He is the same man who was caught on video impersonating a policeman during the recapture of two prison escapees. Police have no idea of this man’s name and suspect he is a graduate of the Mandrake Schools of Hypnosis. Tudravu advised that the suspect is violent and warned the public not to approach him as he would be likely to handcuff them and beat their ankles, knees and private parts for long stretches.

One Response to “Not the News”

  1. Kavita Sharma Says:

    this news is definetly by Rajend Chodri, year of change

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